If science fiction has taught us one thing, it is that eventually humans and robots will be embroiled in an endless struggle for domination of Earth. The Matrix and Terminator make it clear that it would be wise for all of us to take precautions now to make sure we are financially secure in the event that the robots attack.

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Oh, and if you don’t think robots are for real, watch this robot who can nearly climb half a flight of stairs. The danger is all too real.